reverse hades/persephone, where the young daughter of summer uses plant magic to ensnare the lord of darkness and keep him prisoner in a beautiful garden above ground. Eventually, enchanted by her cleverness and wild youth he agrees to eat six pomegranate seeds and stay with her for half of every year.
i swear 99% of the people i work with don’t understand what a job means
“so you’d be okay only having like two days off????”
LIKE i’m happy to book myself in for loads of hours at my job where i get to talk to nice people and eat good food because
do i hAvE aNYTHInG BETTER TO dO?????????
ive said this before but ariel didnt want legs to be with eric. ariel wanted legs before she ever saw eric. but ariel is smart as hell and saw that jackass had a statue made of him and thought “if im gonna do this im gonna do it right and marry rich” and you would ALL DO THE SAME
i feel like i’ve fought for justice and won
His Sister liked to think of herself as Lord Tywin with teats, but she was wrong. Their father had been as relentless and implacable as a glacier, where Cersei was all wildfire, especially when thwarted…She does not lack for wits but she has no judgement, and no patience.